Just before Christmas I was outside Knoxville at Smokey Mountain Knifeworks... the knife store capital of the world... the size of 2 Outdoor World's in 1. This place has every kind of knife you could possibly imagine, and any sort of redneck/rebel flag accessories you would wish for. I saw some potential Christmas gifts for Benjamin and my step dad Charles... some Dale Earnhardt knives and Dodge truck knives. Well, I knew Charles was Dale fan, but I couldn't remember if Benjamin was or not, so I called him.
"Hello?", says Benjamin.
"Question; Do you like Dale Earnhardt?", I ask.
"Well, I don't really root for him.", says Benjamin.
"No, not Jr., Dale Sr.", I say.
"Oh, well, I never really rooted for him then, but I do like him...", says Benjamin.
"Do you like Dodge?", I ask.
"Well, I do drive a Dodge truck. Why are you askin' me weird questions?", replies Benjamin.
"Would you rather have a Dale Earnhardt knife or a Dodge truck knife?", I ask.
"Oh, a Dale Earnhardt knife.", says Benjamin.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
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